You know about this site because the author gave you a link, or because some people didn’t do the decent thing and keep it to themselves. If you need to know more about me, you shouldn’t be here.

FAQ

This is where I answer common questions, like “why do you suck so much?”

How dare you call that poetry! That wasn’t a question.

Why do you suck so much? Because I’m gay.

What is all this about? Vanity, ego, self-importance, processing trauma, that sort of crap.

Are any of those poems about me? If you were important enough in my life to get a poem about you, you’d know it. So chances are, no. You’re just a narcissist. Maybe just insecure.

Links

None. You wanna go someplace else, go outside. Get some fresh air.